Matt Villano, proud and insufferable dad, calls the cops on his neighbors in an effort to protect his brood.
Archives for 2010
You (Sort of) Have the Right to Remain Silent
Supreme Court: Silence is golden, except when you’re under arrest.
Lockbox Fail
Al and Tipper Gore to divorce. Let the “Inconvenient Marriage” jokes begin.
Autobiographical Fixation
Worth the 100-year wait? Mark Twain’s racy autobiography scheduled for release.
Big Baby Chain Smoker
Meet Ardi, the pudgy two-year-old Sumatran boy who wants to bum your cigarettes.
Man-to-Man with A.J. Jacobs
Bestselling author and funny man A.J. Jacobs waxes poetic about dadhood, stuffing your feelings, and the strangely calming picture of a skull on his computer desktop.
Hot off the Proverbial Presses
Good Men Media Announces the Launch of The Good Men Project Magazine.
The Psychology of the "Sack-Whack"
A “game,” involving slapping your friend in the testicles, is reportedly the new trend among adolescent boys.
"Lazy" Days of Summer
Vacation days: the best part of your benefits package (as long as you’re unemployed).
Cupid's Ammo
Having trouble staying faithful? Learn how to trick your brain into hot, blissful monogamy.
Iron Man
Paul Kidwell’s father taught him the fine art of ironing. Forty years later, he’s passed it on to his own son.
How to Be a Good Dad
An excerpt from The Modern Dad’s Dilemma by John Badalament.
Goldman Sachs and the Frenchman’s Redemption
Goldman Sachs’ villainous veep, Fabrice Tourre, has little left to lose. Neither does the American economy. But everyone wins if he would just tell the truth.
Men Behaving Oddly
True tales of generous bank robbers and teenage boys who never change their shoes.
One Man's Sports Illustrated Problem
From the mailbox to the trash—faster than a Clemens heater.
Sh*t Sells
Justin Halpern writes a (mostly believable) bestselling book about his dad’s occasionally X-rated witticisms.