Let’s Go Buy a Gun

Sung to the music of “Let’s Go Fly a Kite” from the soundtrack of “Mary Poppins”

Let’s go buy a gun

Where we’ll all have fun

Let’s go buy a gun and kill the bad guys

Hooray for the NRA

For that’s the American way

So let’s all go buy a gun

Let’s kill birds of prey

Deer, boars all the day

Let’s kill bears and foxes, elk and oxen

Children who play in school

Maiming, killing’s become the rule

But let’s all go buy a gun

Freedom and Liberty

Wave the flag and sing with me

God and country standing up and fight together

We will not be slammed

And gun safety Hell be damned

Let’s all go buy a gun

Military guns we need

In watching Bambi twist and bleed

Bigger guns we all do prize to compensate for our cock size

Jesus carried and told you this

To load and shoot’s no greater bliss

So let’s all go buy a gun

Watch your neighbor fall in a mound

As you’re enacting Stand Your Ground

Killed on porches and in cars especially when they’re black and brown

For that is friendship American style

We tell you this with arrogant smiles

So let’s all go buy a gun

Smith and Wesson, Cabot, Colt

Winchester gives a bolt

Dillon, Daisy, Heckler and Koch for all us high velocity folk

For the gun makers that’s the way

With NRA to leaders pay

So let’s all go buy a gun

Protecting my family

My castle and my right to be

More risk from those that we do know than strangers coming into my home

The U.S.A. now tops the world

With guns and deaths and flags unfurled

But let’s all go buy a gun

Though countless innocents killed each year

We love our guns and let’s be clear

We’ll take no limits to God-given rights to carry and for that we fight

That’s our war and battle cry

It’s one in which we’ll live and die

So let’s all go buy a gun

So gun control freaks leave us alone

Or we will come invade your homes

My rights you will never abridge ‘cause we’re much stronger

We just don’t care how many die

Cause death’s American as apple pie

So let’s all go buy a gun

Yeah let’s all go buy a gun

So let’s all go buy more guns

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This Post is republished on Medium.

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