Throughout his run against former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton for the Presidency in 2016, Donald Trump accused Hillary of nearly all the problems facing plant Earth. His harshest criticism was aimed at her use of a private computer server, which Trump claimed placed our country at great risk since the server could have been hacked by outside malevolent actors who could learn sensitive intelligence secrets.
While many other government officials maintained similar servers, and no documented evidence of any unauthorized disclosures were ever found after extensive searches, Trump, nonetheless, continued his attack.
Now that Trump himself has been charged with unconstitutionally taking, holding, and obstructing evidence of highly classified and sensitive documents at his Mar-a-Lago resort club, he and his GOP enablers are again placing blame on Hillary Clinton and her computer server as evidence that the “deep state” gave Hillary a pass while coming after him unfairly by “Marxists” in our government.
If one believes Donald Trump and other nay-saying Republicans, though:
It’s Hillary’s fault for ISIS to rise,
And for all her oh-too-many clear lies.
It’s Hillary’s fault for Syria’s homeless,
Because of her, that country’s a mess.
It’s Hillary’s fault for Taliban terror,
Yes, it’s her fault and her fatal error.
It’s Hillary’s fault for Middle East wars,
And for all of our students’ failing scores.
It’s Hillary’s fault for all racial tensions,
For killings of blacks, and police, and others not mentioned.
It’s Hillary’s fault that good jobs did flee,
For hair loss, acne, and the sting of a bee.
It’s Hillary’s fault for poverty, hunger, disease,
When we are hot, and when we all freeze.
It’s Hillary’s fault Iran split the atom,
And for America’s slide to the very rock bottom.
It’s Hillary’s fault for North Korea’s bombs,
And for all the world’s many terrorist alarms.
It’s Hillary’s fault for China’s spy balloons,
And when people get high on magic mushrooms.
It’s Hillary’s fault for the deaths in Benghazi,
And even in the ‘20s for the rise of the Nazis.
It’s Hillary’s fault for Russia in Ukraine,
And for the rain on the plain throughout all of Spain.
It’s Hillary’s fault for aliens on our shores,
These raping, murdering, drug-selling hoards.
It’s Hillary’s fault for rising tax rates,
And for shifting economic tectonic plates.
It’s Hillary’s fault for the burst housing bubble,
In fact, she’s responsible for all of our troubles.
It’s Hillary’s fault for oil prices to soar,
And her fault when crude now reaches the floor.
It’s Hillary’s fault for high inflation rates,
And when auto and truck tires deflate.
It’s Hillary’s fault for deficits in trade,
And because things are no longer American made.
It’s Hillary’s fault for wars on Christmas,
And it’s her fault for all of the fracas.
It’s Hillary’s fault for all unsafe streets,
And for too few cops who walk on their beats.
It’s Hillary’s fault for cities going under,
And when thieves pillage and when they go plunder.
It’s Hillary’s fault when planes and cars crash,
When the Earth shakes and lightning bolts smash.
It’s Hillary’s fault for heat waves and drought,
And when fires, cyclones, and floods they do mount.
It’s Hillary’s fault for bridges and roads failing,
And whenever we encounter any bad sailing.
It’s Hillary’s fault for Flint’s water pollution,
While she’s been swimming in her delusion.
It’s Hillary’s fault for contaminated air,
With her head in the clouds and her elitist stare.
It’s Hillary’s fault when our sports teams rank last,
Now because our best days have long since past.
It’s Hillary’s fault when there’s no solution,
The fault lies in her evil collusion.
It’s Hillary’s fault for the state of the states,
And whenever anyone in America gains weight.
It’s Hillary’s fault for terrorist plots,
And when any and all of our good food does rot.
It’s Hillary’s fault when our lovers do leave,
And anytime that anyone of us must grieve.
It’s Hillary’s fault when our rockets go thud,
And it’s her fault for melting Milk Duds.
It’s Hillary’s fault for Obama’s haughty laugh,
And it’s her fault for Joe Biden’s many gaffs.
It’s Hillary’s fault for Bernie Sander’s hair,
And it’s her fault for Elizabeth Warren’s strong flair.
It’s Hillary’s fault for Chuck Schumer’s moods,
And it’s her fault for Hakeem Jeffries’s attitudes.
It’s Hillary’s fault for James Clyburn’s actions,
And also her fault for A.O.C.’s passions.
It’s Hillary’s fault for Keith Ellison’s religion,
And it was her fault for John Lewis’s activism.
It’s Hillary’s fault that Congress won’t work.
The reason being that Hillary’s a jerk.
It’s Hillary’s fault for Covid and TB,
For cancer and also ADHD.
It’s Hillary’s fault for Obama care,
For anything and everything that is not fair.
It’s Hillary’s fault when stocks and bonds fall,
In fact, it’s Hillary’s fault that we have faults at all.
But Donald Trump does what authoritarians do,
To blame others when the culprit is you.
In psychology we call this projection,
We the people will stop this by denying him the election.
We will stand up never again to cower,
And transform a prison into the next Trump Tower.
And I don’t believe what Trump and conservatives say,
Because Hillary has made us safer, more productive, and better during her stay.
Thank you, Hillary Clinton, for continuing to take on the critical issues of the day!
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This Post is republished on Medium.
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