JJ Vincent has some important information you need to know.
There’s danger everywhere, and people work hard to protect us. I’ve taken the liberty of posting some signs of some risks you may not be aware of. You’re welcome.*
Warning! Beware of hangliding detectives, or bad remakes of North by Northwest.
I’d like to meet the person who discovered that the signs are not edible, and what sort of beverages were involved. You’ve been warned. Do not shoot or eat the signs.
Check it out! Mirrors on the moving bus may be closer than you think. Look before you bonk.
Alert: Do not go skiiing in the Land on Angry Homicidal Snowcicles.
Someone needs to tell this guy, too.
It never occured to me that backwards “N”s might be lethal. So glad someone took the time to tell us!
Don’t be afraid of the rocks. Be afraid of the sneaky white boxes that may trip you up at any moment.
!!! Do not attempt to rob the house through the doggie door.
If you find any warnings that we need, please share them! You can never be to safe. It’s a scary world out there.
*(Editor’s note: I received a comment regarding the importance of danger/safety signs, particularly to those who work in risky/dangerous industries. I chose these above signs because of their appearance/delivery. I did not intend to make light of the very real dangers that people face or be insensitive. I would like to acknowledge the importance of safety/warning signs and that they should be heeded. -JV)
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