Charlotte Allen theorizes that if you dress like a slut this Halloween you might be raped.
I, of course, do not want this horrific fate to happen to anyone, so I have decided to exclusively reveal What Sluts Dress Like on Halloween.
As fabulous as I am, you guys are just going to have to refrain from going as Steampunk Rakish Dandy. It might be best if you just stay away from costumes that cover your whole body and make it impossible to determine your gender. As we all know, those just drive men wild with lust. Wild! Wild, I say!