Here’s a poem of love and lust.
Hold Me!
Hold me like a cigarette and I will take your breath.
Hold me like a bottle of beer, and I will get you wet.
Rub me, scrub me like a bar of soap until I’m nice and clean.
Squeeze me like a toothpaste tube to make my eyeballs gleam.
Hold me like a cereal spoon and I’ll be the banana in your toasted oats.
Shoot, hold me like a banana; who will appeal the most?
Hold me like a guitar pick and I’ll play you like a song.
Dig me like a shovel and I’ll help your garden along.
Twist me like a screwdriver and I’ll stay screwed to you.
Squeeze me like adhesive and we’ll be stuck like glue.
Hold me like a loaded gun; I’m dangerous and wild.
Hold me like a little baby for I’m a delicate child.
Squeeze me like a stapler and we will not come apart.
Turn me like a door knob to open up my heart.
Hold me like a cell phone when you have something to say.
Hold me like a juicy watermelon on a hot summer’s day.
Work me like a TV remote, I’ll show you what you want to see.
Drive me like a steering wheel to get where you want to be.
Hold me like a pen and I will be your pen-pal friend.
Hold me like an open book until the story’s end.
Hold me!
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