Survey Says

The “Great Male Survey” reveals that men want to have sex a lot—and that Brits are demanding little buggers.

We think we get screwed in divorce court. We think it’s healthy to have sex many, many times a week. We like big breasts. And we wouldn’t mind having a threesome.

Those are just a few of the findings from the not-so-groundbreaking “Great Male Survey” from AskMen.com, which surveyed more than 100,000 men from the United States, Australia, Great Britain, and Canada.

Others include…

79 percent of men believe that women are always given the advantage in divorce court. There might be a golfer named after a cat who happens to agree.

77 percent think that a healthy sex life means doing the deed more than once a week.

1 percent of men in Australia and the United Kingdom think having sex less than once a month is healthy. Really? They must not have read the literature.

The C-cup is the most beloved bosom measurement, according to the modern man. 52 percent of American men list “C” as their cup of choice, while nearly a quarter of British men are unsatisfied with anything less than a “D.”

The Brits have shown themselves to be quite picky, actually. Another quarter of British men think that women should pay the same amount of money on dates as men, while our former colonizers also see humor as the most important characteristic in a woman.

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Despite our friends across the pond, as a whole we might actually be making some serious advances.

67 percent of us see marriage as a necessary institution, while 85 percent have no problem being the secondary breadwinner. 62 percent would never tell a woman they loved her to get sex. And only 46 percent would dump their girlfriend if she gets fat.

Nearly 70 percent of men would take a birth control pill if one was available. We’ve finally opened ourselves up to the potentially booming market of male contraceptives, knowing it will save the economy. At the same time, we’re selfless, taking the burden of the daily pill-ingesting routine away from our female counterparts and placing it on the firm shoulders of man.

Now that deserves a hearty pat on the back.

–Ryan O’Hanlon