Fairytale Royal Wedding: Ring Included

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Does your wife-to-be feel like your ceremony will never live up to Kate and William’s? Well, maybe it could.

5 Things Not to Wear When You Meet the President

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President Obama’s Facebook extravaganza yesterday was monumental in so many ways. Take, for example, Mark Zuckerberg’s blue jeans.

Hey, There’s No Paternity Leave in Baseball

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Colby Lewis took a 72-hour paternity leave to attend the birth of his daughter. Predictably, loudmouth baseball purists are up in arms.

Help! My Fiancée Is Hooked on ‘Nip/Tuck’

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Day and night, in a continuous loop, these poorly developed plots, shallow characters, and gratuitous sex and surgery scenes invade my bedroom.

GOP Primary: Who Are These Guys?

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A quick primer on the Republican presidential candidates for the 2012 election.

NBA Playoffs Update: Eastern Conference

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Miss the beginning of the NBA playoffs? Get caught up in five minutes.

NBA Playoffs: Western Conference Update

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Get caught up with all those games they play while you’re sleeping.

The 10 at 10

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Obama and Zuckerberg are tight, your iPhone is stalking you, and the GOP lets gay candidate Fred Karger debate.

Why I Love My Blue-Collar Guy

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Some might say Blixa Scott, an attorney, is a real loser in the game of love: her boyfriend of four years gets paid by the hour to do physically demanding work. But she wouldn’t have it any other way.

Behold! The Pickled Penis

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Practically impervious to petering out, our weekly issues of wacky news continue, this time with alliteration.

The Circle of Tech

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Technology is changing fast these days. All you can say is…hakuna matata.

R.I.P. Tim Hetherington

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The photojournalist and co-director of ‘Restrepo’ was killed while on assignment in Libya.

How to Survive Being Trapped in a Canyon

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Follow these steps to avoid becoming the next weather-related death statistic.

Old Men Like It Rough, and Other OkCupid Trends

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According to OkCupid, the older the man, the more he prefers to get rough in bed.

Laser Surgery Will Rid You of Pit Stains Forever

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For $3,000, a doctor in New Jersey will make sure that you stop sweating from your armpits.

Porn-Industry Secrecy Hinders HIV Investigation

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To anyone who watches porn: How important is it to you that the man not wear a condom?