Study: Bumpy Boners Blotted Out by Evolution

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  1. Interesting, except that this goes against the numerous biological artefacts we possess that indicate being naturally inclined away from monogamy and towards multiple matings, as in bonobos (testicles on the outside, female copulation noises, female orgasms, homosexuality, the shape of the penis, etc.).

    It’s not mentioned whether chimps and bonobos (our closest relatives) have spiny penises, maybe our common ancestor evolved away from this trait for an unknown reason (or its a recent development in monkeys).

  2. Hugh Giali says:

    Lamenting your lack of a spineless penis?
    lack of a spineless penis?
    lack a spineless penis?
    lack spineless?

    no, i’m glad my penis is spineless.

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