- If you own a bar in Costa Rica, and that bar is staffed with young women, and those young women approach male clients who pay them for sex, then you own a brothel, which makes you a pimp.
- You can’t say you love America and then brag about how you live outside of the country just enough months of the year to avoid paying taxes. It’s hypocritical.
- One way not to greet someone you haven’t seen in several years: “wow, looks like you got fat!”
- If you are an abusive racist who nobody cares for, you should think about making some lifestyle changes. Yoga?
- Don’t hit on your cousin’s wife in front of him and both of his children and his mother (their grandmother). It may come across as untoward and creepy.
- Modern dentistry is really quite remarkable. If you have access to a modern dentist, it’s really worth trying out!
- Owning a ranch does not automatically make you a cowboy, in the same way that owning an art gallery does not automatically make you an art expert.
- Social decorum is highly contextual.
- There are people in this world who are utterly foul and unredeemable.
- You can’t choose your family.
Wow, now i get the passive aggressive post! I think you should just piss in his whiskey bottles, or something.