Toddler Lexicon: What a toddler hears when you speak is pretty much exactly the opposite of what you say.
Lassie doesn’t lie (and other reasons raising a dog is not the same as parenthood).
Brett Ortler never could’ve imagined the magnitude of messes a toddler can make. Thank goodness for Babyganics.
Raising a toddler means accepting that they’re pissed off even when you give them exactly what they want.
Brett Ortler’s note to his unborn baby.
Let’s talk about pro-mom propaganda in baby clothes.
Breastfeeding exclusively? Pumping and augmenting with formula? Going all formula? Brett Ortler says it’s none of his business—and his family’s choices are none of yours, either.
A kid dressed up like Iron Man looking for candy isn’t promoting demonism.
Brett Ortler is disappointed that the most gender-neutral of toys has fallen back into gendered stereotypes.
Brett Ortler takes us on a rollicking look at the changes that happened and the things he learned during his son’s first year of life.
We take bridges for granted, but are they hurting your family’s health?