Computers are creepy.
One in a Thousand
The people in the stands were nice to us, probably nicer than I’d be if the one unmasked person in a thousand sat down next to us.
The people in the stands were nice to us, probably nicer than I’d be if the one unmasked person in a thousand sat down next to us.
Dirty Deeds and the Dunder Chief
I think misheard lyrics are almost as important as the correct ones.
I think misheard lyrics are almost as important as the correct ones.
Dying to Win
Refusing vaccination to "own the Libs".
Refusing vaccination to “own the Libs”.
Twenty Years
Twenty years. We’re pulling out. We lost the war. Or we didn’t win, anyway.
Twenty years. We’re pulling out. We lost the war. Or we didn’t win, anyway.
The Lasting Impact of ‘The Walking Dead’
Does it seem strange that a sensible adult, a guy pushing sixty, should fear the boogeyman?
Does it seem strange that a sensible adult, a guy pushing sixty, should fear the boogeyman?
Bricks
“What’s up with that guy, why is he so weird?”
“What’s up with that guy, why is he so weird?”
I Can Ride That
If they were terrified, they kept it to themselves.
If they were terrified, they kept it to themselves.
Rage/Recovery
This mix tape was my breakup soundtrack—my breakup with my old life.
This mix tape was my breakup soundtrack—my breakup with my old life.
Fill My Eyes With That Double Vision
I can’t remember exactly when my vision began to split.
I can’t remember exactly when my vision began to split.
The Dog Days
I love summer. That’s what I tell everyone all winter. I really don’t mind being cold but the short days cut into my outdoor activities.
I love summer. That’s what I tell everyone all winter. I really don’t mind being cold but the short days cut into my outdoor activities.
Dilemma
Humid as a swamp, the temperature rising, like a steam room coming to life.
Humid as a swamp, the temperature rising, like a steam room coming to life.
Postcard From Maine
Eli crashed hard.
Eli crashed hard.
All Roads Point North
Summer vacation in Maine.
Summer vacation in Maine.
The Quiet Grace of Rosasharn Joad
Revisiting "The Grapes of Wrath": read this book.
Revisiting “The Grapes of Wrath”: read this book.
Where’s the Beef?
I'm officially a carnivore again.
I’m officially a carnivore again.















