Paying for a haircut strikes me as equivalent to throwing money on the floor and watching someone sweep it into the trash.
By the time I quit drinking, I was a light drinker with a drinking problem.
At one point, I’d memorized all five.
Any age ending in “three” is destined to be an afterthought.
What happens when we play favorites?
I respond well to a placebo effect.
“Dad, why don’t we call a friend?”
I am truly scarred from the experience.
Our new personal resolutions are about seeking pleasure.
One week into my family vacation, my legs were itching for punishment
“My mom has worms in her butt.” Aw, kids say the darndest things.
Beach vacations include a hot summer day, crowded beaches and lying in the surf, just pretending.
Why snack foods are an issue.
These units of measurement go far back in history and could possibly have been invented by aliens.
Fat is a metaphor for complacency, less hard work and coasting through life. Jesus never reached that point.
The leftover beers symbolize what has been left in the aftermath of my sobriety.