When does a deal breaker become a breakup? How much does a bad haircut matter? Dear John has some answers.
Dear John: Right Number, Wrong Partner
What would you do if you found out your best friend is having an affair via butt-dial? If your boyfriend has a ‘cannibalistic’ habit? Advice on all this and more from Dear John.
Dear John: An Ex With an Imagination
Is your girlfriend’s ex (and your ex-buddy) telling lies about you? Did an 11 year old “friend” you on Facebook? If so, Dear John has some advice for you.
Dear John: Consolation Prize Needs Consoling
What do you do if you’re tired of coming in second place? If you get hit on by your drunk married neighbor? Dear John has some advice for you.
Dear John: Playmate playdate
Mother-approved porn? Dear John has a response for that, too.
My Girlfriend Is Too Sexy
Is there such thing as too sexy for the beach? Advice on this and more from Dear John.
Dear John: Caught Red Handed. And Red-Faced.
What would you do if you caught your friend’s husband in the (solo) act? Advice on this and more from Dear John.
Dear John: What’s wrong with this picture?
A wife insists on putting up old wedding photos — but not of the man she is married to now. Advice on this and more from Dear John.
Dear John: Dear Old Obnoxious Dad
Don’t know what to do about your downer dad-in-law? Don’t know what to make of your seventh grader’s new ‘Boobies’ bracelet? John Simpson has some answers.
Dear John: It All Comes Out in the Wash
Need to have ‘the talk’ with your teenagers? Does your girlfriend love her dog a little too much? John Simpson has you covered.
Are Nudists ‘Sad and Pathetic’?
Is a tiny penis a deal-breaker? Is the lady down the street a nut-job? Consult Dear John and find out.
Finger Licking—Gross?
Do you lick your fingers when handling papers? Would you buy a Hummer? Ever read your mom’s journal? More fascinating ethical quandaries answered in this week’s Dear John.
Help! My Neighbor Is My Wife’s Ob/Gyn
Should you admit to a disastrous affair to save a dear friend from the same Lothario? And does a hatred of Girl Scout cookies make you a grouch? John has your answers.
Dear John: My Girlfriend Is a Snoop
Should you let your daughter take nude photos? And what to do when your friend won’t give you credit for your top-dollar idea?
Isn’t Being a Good Kisser Good Enough?
Sexual incompatibility, angry neighbors, and (what else?) a destroyed marriage: jovial questions abound in this week’s Dear John.
Am I a Bad Person if I Don’t Love My Son?
Drinking too much? Afraid of being the rebound? John Simpson has you covered.