Kermet Apio believes pie is the key to the universe. And he’s not afraid to say so.
You Guys Ready to Have Some Fun? The Juggernaut That is Today’s Kid Birthday Party
Kermet Apio on birthday parties, the dreaded bouncy house, and gift bags filled with toys that implode like a Mission Impossible cassette.
Good Night Dave. You Taught Me to Clean Up After My Own Comedy
Kermet Apio says farewell to comedic genius Dave Letterman.
Are Comedians Sad? A Stand-Up Comic’s Response
As the world struggled to make sense of Robin Williams suicide, a friend asked stand-up comedian Kermet Apio if it’s true that comedians are sad people. This was his answer.
I’m 47 Today. Here’s Why That Doesn’t Matter.
Do birthdays diminish as you age? Kermet Apio, with a funny look at an age-old dilemma.
Kermet and The Purple Car
Kermet Apio would do anything for parenthood. Even buying a purple 96T-Dub.