How much is date night really going to cost you?
I Never Saw Fatherhood Coming
And I definitely didn't see the cellphone flying right after it.
And I definitely didn’t see the cellphone flying right after it.
Why Does It Take the Kids 15 Minutes to Get Into the Car?
It's not my fault, it's the mysterious portal that sucks up time.
It’s not my fault, it’s the mysterious portal that sucks up time.
Never Turn Your Back On a Toddler
I just looked away for a second!
I just looked away for a second!
The Great Trash Mountain My Son Has Created
It is in man's hubris that we find our greatest failures.
It is in man’s hubris that we find our greatest failures.
The Epic Mouse Trap
A Father, a mouse, and a battle of wits.
A Father, a mouse, and a battle of wits.
Red Delicious Homemade Applesauce Isolation Recipe
It's either going to be applesauce or roofing tar!
It’s either going to be applesauce or roofing tar!
How to Pet a Spider
I either make friends with the beast or it rips me apart like I'm in some sort of John Carpenter movie.
I either make friends with the beast or it rips me apart like I’m in some sort of John Carpenter movie.
The Epic Quest to Teach Math to My Son
In quarantine, I am my kids' teacher. I have begun growing a long beard and wearing a pointed hat.
In quarantine, I am my kids’ teacher. I have begun growing a long beard and wearing a pointed hat.
Let’s Take a Tour of My New Outside Quarantined Home Office
I’m quite proud of the broken lawn chair that I’ve turned into my filing cabinet.
I’m quite proud of the broken lawn chair that I’ve turned into my filing cabinet.
Everyone Is Home. Now What?
Take the advice of a long time at-home parent, you got this.
Take the advice of a long time at-home parent, you got this.
Toilet Paper in Times of Crisis
Cross-referenced with my extensive dad knowledge about toilet paper, here is what I can assume about the current situation.
Cross-referenced with my extensive dad knowledge about toilet paper, here is what I can assume about the current situation.
The Rules of Toddler Chess
You have to expect the unexpected.
You have to expect the unexpected.
Teaching Our Kids to Watch Where They Are Going
Sometimes, they have to take one to the face.
Sometimes, they have to take one to the face.
Some Days, I Just Need Everyone to Put a Shirt On
I am debating fashion with a five-year-old. I have lost and it's not even 8:04 yet.
I am debating fashion with a five-year-old. I have lost and it’s not even 8:04 yet.
Triumphs in Potty Training
(Although as an FYI, you shouldn't encourage your son to pee in a flower pot.)
(Although as an FYI, you shouldn’t encourage your son to pee in a flower pot.)