If Nirvana was still touring today, they would schedule a special stop at my house to punch me in the face.
If things get dicey, protect the pumpkin pie at all costs.
After all, we all know parenting is more of a hobby.
“I will never be outdated. I am dad. I am eternal.”
Can dad cook a fancy meal? Yes, but you won’t eat it.
What do I need to do to make my little girl little again? Halloween is our jam and has always been.
Welcome to Fatherhood! It’s new, it’s exciting, and there is going to be a lot of poop.
When a simple birthday party turns into something much more sinister.
A father should know that a 200-year-old haunted house is going to have foundation issues.
The cookbooks helped a lot.
Because it’s happened so often that I no longer have any shame.
Sometimes it doesn’t matter what our kids are upset about. It matters if they know they can share it with us.
It’s a tough life choice, but I’m sure it will work out in the end.
Just get me some duct tape and a drill and daddy can make it all better.
What’s your wife’s phone number?
Would you say that you value your time on the toilet?