Father’s Day is about appreciating and giving thanks to those men who defined the term “involved father” before it was even a thing.
About Shannon Carpenter
How to Betray Your Kids on Cleaning Day
True cloaking technology will be invented by a husband who is trying to avoid cleaning mom.
True cloaking technology will be invented by a husband who is trying to avoid cleaning mom.
My Daughter Won’t Be Signing Any Purity Pledge
Please feel free to inform the sex authorities of my failures as a parent.
Please feel free to inform the sex authorities of my failures as a parent.
How My Daughter Became Brave
When you lose a dog, you overcome everything to find him.
When you lose a dog, you overcome everything to find him.
Kids and Dad Break Mom
I tried to warn my wife. I honestly did.
I tried to warn my wife. I honestly did.
At-Home Parent Promise Kept, Struggle to Let Them Go Begins
Even fathers have a hard time saying goodbye.
Even fathers have a hard time saying goodbye.
Responsible Hammer Ownership
A father should always teach his kids how to properly destroy things with tools.
A father should always teach his kids how to properly destroy things with tools.
Kids Teach Dad New Math
Look over here kids, I have flashcards!
Look over here kids, I have flashcards!
How I Survive in the Laundry Apocalypse
This laundry hellscape that our world has become happened much more quickly than one would have thought.
This laundry hellscape that our world has become happened much more quickly than one would have thought.
Tacos and Social Media: The Story Behind a Viral Tweet
Why this father doesn't believe his daughter is ready for Instagram.
Why this father doesn’t believe his daughter is ready for Instagram.
Never Argue with a Man’s Dog
In his world, there is a hierarchy. There's me, the great and powerful Dad. And then there is him, the dog that cleans up puke.
In his world, there is a hierarchy. There’s me, the great and powerful Dad. And then there is him, the dog that cleans up puke.
7 Ways to Avoid Hanging Up My Wife’s Shirts
No shirt made for any woman will ever stay on a hanger unless there is some sort of magic involved.
No shirt made for any woman will ever stay on a hanger unless there is some sort of magic involved.
Today, I Am the World’s Best Parent
I'm just like the celebrity on Instagram.
I’m just like the celebrity on Instagram.
I Love My Friends So Much, I’m Going to Punch Them in the Face
Because we are men, and men don't talk about how they feel.
Because we are men, and men don’t talk about how they feel.
The Ninth Circle of Customer Service
Maybe you can call back ten or twelve times and then we can think about helping you.
Maybe you can call back ten or twelve times and then we can think about helping you.
Fatherhood Is Priceless, but So Is That Antique Chair
I've made better choices in life.
I’ve made better choices in life.