Our children are born with a primal instinct to smash our privates. I think it’s an evolutionary thing to prevent further competition from being conceived.
I used to know what Hawking’s Radiation is. Now I forget to zip up my pants.
So, okay, I’m not a fan of current pop culture. But I am a fan of spending time with my daughter.
A henge is a more than just stones, it’s an adventure.
Hugs given to dad as Christmas presents. Let’s be honest, that’s really the only thing he wants and is the perfect fit every time.
These are the lessons that we need to teach our sons. That showing affection for one another is what the strong do.
Doubting dad is bad karma.
If Nirvana was still touring today, they would schedule a special stop at my house to punch me in the face.
If things get dicey, protect the pumpkin pie at all costs.
After all, we all know parenting is more of a hobby.
“I will never be outdated. I am dad. I am eternal.”
Can dad cook a fancy meal? Yes, but you won’t eat it.
What do I need to do to make my little girl little again? Halloween is our jam and has always been.
Welcome to Fatherhood! It’s new, it’s exciting, and there is going to be a lot of poop.
When a simple birthday party turns into something much more sinister.
A father should know that a 200-year-old haunted house is going to have foundation issues.