When a simple birthday party turns into something much more sinister.
A father should know that a 200-year-old haunted house is going to have foundation issues.
The cookbooks helped a lot.
Because it’s happened so often that I no longer have any shame.
Sometimes it doesn’t matter what our kids are upset about. It matters if they know they can share it with us.
It’s a tough life choice, but I’m sure it will work out in the end.
Just get me some duct tape and a drill and daddy can make it all better.
What’s your wife’s phone number?
Would you say that you value your time on the toilet?
If a sports complex isn’t next to a sports complex, are you even trying?
“Hi, my name is Shannon and I need to check on the status of my Mancard. I don’t think it’s working.”
And there’s plenty more I don’t like about being a dad.
Jim, “The Wonder Dog” is out there. Go find him.
For me, it’s not a vacation. It’s a religious journey to prove to myself that I can take it.
I’m not hitting on you, just trying to set up a playdate.
The world is burned and all that is left is an empty pie tin.