Immediately tell your wife how to feel, and I’m sure it will work out for you as well as it did for me.
Maintaining the peace with all the false confidence of a false prophet.
When I’m lucky, who I was and who my kids are line up perfectly.
She’ll never know that her father is only big and strong because she thinks so.
Kidney stones cannot be intimidated.
Because no one else knows how to use a plunger.
My sanity depends on the purple paci!
If you want to make the holidays really special for all your visiting family, you need to buy around twelve pounds of butter.
True men know who they are and embrace it.
Kids complicate things.
Borrowing another man’s baseball glove is like borrowing a pair of his underwear.
It’s a weird thing for a father to see his daughter grow up.
I must hurry. The toddler is almost done not napping.
I am an expert in every sport my children play.
When video games determine who is Master of the House.
When it’s your son’s first fish, the story better be epic.