For example, the state of Nebraska.
About Shannon Carpenter
Preteen Girls and Scary Movies
To make life happen, sometimes our daughters need to take control of their own futures.
To make life happen, sometimes our daughters need to take control of their own futures.
It’s Not a Consignment Sale, It’s a Survival Pit.
Survival of the fittest sale.
Survival of the fittest sale.
My 3 Year-Old Son Sings About His Private Parts. ALL the Time.
Things are starting to get weird.
Things are starting to get weird.
The Bear’s Hour: Adding Suspense to the All-American Road Trip
Road trips build character.
Road trips build character.
Kids Break the House? Fix It in These 20 Terrible Steps!
You want to fix the house, but these constant interruptions may make it impossible.
You want to fix the house, but these constant interruptions may make it impossible.
I’m Pandemic Parenting and I’m Totally Not Flipping Out
Don’t worry about that eye twitch, it was already there before the international pandemic.
Don’t worry about that eye twitch, it was already there before the international pandemic.
The Optimism of a Father Searching for Adventure
A mini-van, a muddy dirt road, and the belief that we can make it.
A mini-van, a muddy dirt road, and the belief that we can make it.
The Surcharge of Parenting
How much is date night really going to cost you?
How much is date night really going to cost you?
I Never Saw Fatherhood Coming
And I definitely didn't see the cellphone flying right after it.
And I definitely didn’t see the cellphone flying right after it.
Why Does It Take the Kids 15 Minutes to Get Into the Car?
It's not my fault, it's the mysterious portal that sucks up time.
It’s not my fault, it’s the mysterious portal that sucks up time.
Never Turn Your Back On a Toddler
I just looked away for a second!
I just looked away for a second!
The Great Trash Mountain My Son Has Created
It is in man's hubris that we find our greatest failures.
It is in man’s hubris that we find our greatest failures.
The Epic Mouse Trap
A Father, a mouse, and a battle of wits.
A Father, a mouse, and a battle of wits.
Red Delicious Homemade Applesauce Isolation Recipe
It's either going to be applesauce or roofing tar!
It’s either going to be applesauce or roofing tar!
How to Pet a Spider
I either make friends with the beast or it rips me apart like I'm in some sort of John Carpenter movie.
I either make friends with the beast or it rips me apart like I’m in some sort of John Carpenter movie.