Father’s Day is about appreciating and giving thanks to those men who defined the term “involved father” before it was even a thing.
True cloaking technology will be invented by a husband who is trying to avoid cleaning mom.
Please feel free to inform the sex authorities of my failures as a parent.
When you lose a dog, you overcome everything to find him.
I tried to warn my wife. I honestly did.
Even fathers have a hard time saying goodbye.
A father should always teach his kids how to properly destroy things with tools.
Look over here kids, I have flashcards!
This laundry hellscape that our world has become happened much more quickly than one would have thought.
Why this father doesn’t believe his daughter is ready for Instagram.
In his world, there is a hierarchy. There’s me, the great and powerful Dad. And then there is him, the dog that cleans up puke.
No shirt made for any woman will ever stay on a hanger unless there is some sort of magic involved.
I’m just like the celebrity on Instagram.
Because we are men, and men don’t talk about how they feel.
Maybe you can call back ten or twelve times and then we can think about helping you.
I’ve made better choices in life.