Florida Man Robs Bank and Runs Naked Throwing Stolen Money
Associated Press, July 27, 2017
I sought to join
a grand tradition
when I heard there was
honor among thieves
I declared the day
financial autumn
Money spiraling down
like leaves the needy
could rake in
The street:
where Marxism woke
from a deep sleep
which is why I looked
like I’d just gotten
up from bed
Don’t hate the robber
Hate the shame
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