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Now,
what’s your
special
holiday wish?
Mine are:
1) Everyone comes together in the spirit of peace and harmony.
2) A million more wishes to be used throughout the rest of the year–not just during the holiday season.
3) I get paid $10 for every wish I make. $100 for every wish that benefits someone other than myself.
5) That Beyoncé finally gets the attention she deserves.
6) This post goes viral and gets 257,659 hits.
7) That the people reading this with increasing anger realize that it is written in jest and that sometimes we can joke about things in a world with very serious problems.
8) More cheese please.
9) I feel more inspired next Christmas Eve.
10) Everyone else’s holiday wishes come true. (Sweet, $100!)
1. My ex contracts antibiotic resistant clap.
Totally agree with #7! Wings that work would be AWESOME too!
But I think my #1 wish would be to repair the damage humans have caused to the environment. And I don’t mean that in some cheesy tree-hugging-save-the-whales way either. I mean I want my children and grandchildren to have clean water to drink and air to breathe and I worry that it may be too late.
So yes, that’s my Holiday Wish!
Well, I back all the love for the downtrodden masses and Beyoncé. We’ve got to include everyone during the holiday season.
My wishes:
1) That my friend in Hawaii with Lyme disease finds some relief after two years of suffering nonstop.
2) That all the new friends I’ve made this year be lifelong.
3) That all my fellow writers get recognized and paid well for the work they do.
4) That my cats learn to use the toilet.
5) That I learn 20 times the number of things in 2014 that I learned in 2013.
I’ll take a heaping serving of wish #7, please.
Keep up the good work, Allan Mott.