1) Everyone comes together in the spirit of peace and harmony.
2) A million more wishes to be used throughout the rest of the year–not just during the holiday season.
3) I get paid $10 for every wish I make. $100 for every wish that benefits someone other than myself.
5) That Beyoncé finally gets the attention she deserves.
6) This post goes viral and gets 257,659 hits.
7) That the people reading this with increasing anger realize that it is written in jest and that sometimes we can joke about things in a world with very serious problems.
8) More cheese please.
9) I feel more inspired next Christmas Eve.
10) Everyone else’s holiday wishes come true. (Sweet, $100!)