I am so pissed I didn’t think of this first. But maybe that’s because I’m not an, uh, parent.
Regardless, thanks to the Today show and MSNBC.com, I can marvel in the genius of Sarah Maizes.
“Attachment Parenting” is so last week. All that bonding, baby-wearing and breastfeeding? Done. Over. So passé. I am developing a new parenting style of my own – one I am confident will yield a future world leader, a captain of industry, or at least a fairly enthusiastic therapy candidate. I call it “Detachment Parenting,” and it’s the wave of the future.
Don’t you wish you’d thought of that???
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