1. Literally captioned New Yorker cartoons are still funny.
2. Forget birds falling out of the sky, this is the real sign of the apocalypse.
3. Marshawn Lynch can play football, I guess.
4. Hello, media pandering: the worst news segment you’ll see today.
5. It serves the government right for allowing this man to get fat.
7. Can haz kitteh social security?
8. Fish and college students score similarly in math.
9. History in color.
10. Take your pants off. All the cool kids are doing it.