1. The Dalai Lama is leaving politics.
2. Have you ever been on TV before?
3. If you kill my hamster, I’m gonna call the cops.
4. The world’s billionaires.
5. There are pirates in Massachusetts. Yes, pirates!
6. No one can spell Gaddafi (Qaddafi?) correctly.
7. The Daily Show never stops.
8. You could have a flying car in a year.
9. A lesson in how not to ref a basketball game.
10. The March Madness … of reading.
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