If so, you’re probably going to be disappointed, because most of these are just terrible jokes that you aren’t going to find very helpful. Sorry. Maybe next time.
Allan’s Free Writing Tips #1: When composing a note written in your own blood, wrap it up at the point where you feel woozy.
Allan Mott was once accused of being a narcissistic goth lesbian by a disgruntled Amazon reviewer. That pretty much sums up his writing career (which includes 12 and 1/2 books and frequent contributions to such sites as XOJane, XOJaneUK, Canuxploitation, Bookgasm and Flick Attack,). His most personal writing can be found at VanityFear.com, where he uses the subject of B-Movies to mostly talk about boobs and stuff. Tweet him on the Twitter at @HouseofGlib.
All I’m going to say is: free writing advice from the greatest humorist/essayist/pop-cultural desconstructionist and storyteller of our time? I’LL TAKE IT!!!!!!!!
Aside from the jokes, there are actually nuggets of awesome advice in here.
All I’m going to say is: free writing advice from the greatest humorist/essayist/pop-cultural desconstructionist and storyteller of our time? I’LL TAKE IT!!!!!!!!
Aside from the jokes, there are actually nuggets of awesome advice in here.