Fox News host: Don’t want to get beaten unconscious in an elevator? Take the stairs. Hardy har har.
A video has surfaced of Ray Rice beating his then-fiancee, Janay Palmer. The Fox and Friends hosts felt it important to note that she went on to marry Rice. Cohost Brian Kilmeade theorized that this sends “a terrible message”.
Brian Kilmeade joked, “The message is, ‘take the stairs.” Chuckles abounded. Good one, Brian. Very funny.
Steve Doocy (jokes would be too easy) reminded wife-abusers “…when you’re in an elevator, there’s a camera.” Solid advice on when and where to beat your wife from Mr. Doocy. (Seriously, just say that name five times fast.)
If you want to find a use for that airsickness bag you pocketed from your most recent flight, check out the video.
For a more reasoned and serious response to Ray Rice’s crime, check out Why the NFL Dropped The Ball on Ray Rice’s Domestic Abuse Case.