Al’s premonition on the day he’s going to die.
I Was Born With an Expiration Date
Al Deluise had a premonition he was going to die on August 8th. (Hey, that’s today!) But he doesn’t know what year…
The World’s Best Hole-in-the-Wall
Where everyone knew your drink.
Where everyone knew your drink.
Two Steps Forward, One Step Back
The footsteps of old-age race toward me.
The footsteps of old-age race toward me.
Are These the Reasons I’m Not Dating?
Apathy, laziness, and sarcasm are not the trifecta when it comes to dating.
Apathy, laziness, and sarcasm are not the trifecta when it comes to dating.
A Road Show, an Art Show, and Public Indecency
More than art was on display in Brooklyn.
More than art was on display in Brooklyn.
Second Eye Blind
Stick a needle in my eye wasn’t just a nursery rhyme any more.
Stick a needle in my eye wasn’t just a nursery rhyme any more.
How I Stopped Wasting Money on Greeting Cards
My battle against the greeting card industry turned into a political statement.
My battle against the greeting card industry turned into a political statement.
Not Your Average Father’s Day
To paraphrase Ian Hunter ‘Once Bitten, Twice Arrested’
To paraphrase Ian Hunter ‘Once Bitten, Twice Arrested’
We All Want That Meet-Cute Story to Tell
You never know when someone will change your life.
You never know when someone will change your life.
Driving Miss Crazy II: Keeping It in the Family
Between my sister and my ex-wife, I should just take an Uber.
Between my sister and my ex-wife, I should just take an Uber.
The Reason I Was Speechless at Work
It had nothing to do with starting a new job.
It had nothing to do with starting a new job.
Is That a Dating Pool or a Mirage I See?
Something suddenly came up.
Something suddenly came up.
One of the Last Things My Mother Ever Said to Me
Sometimes parents are not always right.
Sometimes parents are not always right.
Call Waiting for Godot
If you don’t have an invisible rabbit for a friend, this is the next best thing.
If you don’t have an invisible rabbit for a friend, this is the next best thing.
The Commencement Speech That Wouldn’t Die
This graduation speaker left Al DeLuise in tears—of laughter.