They can take your status, but they can’t take your dignity
About Al DeLuise
Olivia de Havilland Is Alive. Are You?
It’s nice to know my friends worry about me when I meet strangers.
It’s nice to know my friends worry about me when I meet strangers.
I’m Still Alive, Why Do You Ask?
My mortality is always in question.
My mortality is always in question.
The True Story Behind That Profile Picture
That’s me in the picture, I swear!
That’s me in the picture, I swear!
Blood Pressure, My Doctors, and Me
Avoid going to the doctor’s office is my mantra.
Avoid going to the doctor’s office is my mantra.
How an Earache Sent Me to the Hospital
When everyone you know tells you to go to the doctor, you go to the doctor!
When everyone you know tells you to go to the doctor, you go to the doctor!
Be Selfish for the New Year: Part Two
Do good deeds, even if someone takes advantage of you.
Do good deeds, even if someone takes advantage of you.
The Devil Is Not Fire’s Only Friend
What is it with men’s fascination with the dancing flames?
What is it with men’s fascination with the dancing flames?
Why You Should Be Selfish for the New Year
It’s my resolution and I’m sticking with it!
It’s my resolution and I’m sticking with it!
A Christmas Carol II
Ebenezer's revenge.
Ebenezer’s revenge.
A Visit to My Parents That Was a Long Time Coming
It’s not like they were going anywhere.
It’s not like they were going anywhere.
Birthday Surprises Over the Years
But the real surprise was who continued to give them.
But the real surprise was who continued to give them.
The World’s Oldest Boy Band
Before the Backstreet Boys, there was us.
Before the Backstreet Boys, there was us.
With Sixty You Get Eggroll
You’re not getting older you’re getting…never mind, you’re getting older.
You’re not getting older you’re getting…never mind, you’re getting older.
A Very Black Friday
Why you should never drive with dogs, even if they have a license.
Why you should never drive with dogs, even if they have a license.
I Have to Stop Hanging Out with My Ex
It’s hard to meet women when your ex-wife is there.
It’s hard to meet women when your ex-wife is there.