Being nice gets you karma points and a table by the beach
For this concert, (I Can’t Get) No Satisfaction was more than a song title
Chew your food thirty-two times should be more than a suggestion.
Will changes in the church chase me away?
On the road with my brother left us with unanswered questions.
— My family’s taste in music has always been slightly “off”, and that’s not a bad thing. I think the best music is not out there with Kasey Kassem (R.I.P) and his American Top Forty. My brother and sister played Tom Waits and I learned to love it as it crept through the walls and…
They can take your status, but they can’t take your dignity
It’s nice to know my friends worry about me when I meet strangers.
My mortality is always in question.
That’s me in the picture, I swear!
Avoid going to the doctor’s office is my mantra.
When everyone you know tells you to go to the doctor, you go to the doctor!
Do good deeds, even if someone takes advantage of you.
What is it with men’s fascination with the dancing flames?
It’s my resolution and I’m sticking with it!