I learned a lesson, but my wife did not.
Smile, You’re on Candid Camera—Always
Know why it feels like they are watching you? Because they are.
Know why it feels like they are watching you? Because they are.
What I Found at a Yard Sale Sent Me on a Mission
A man's life in three cardboard boxes.
A man’s life in three cardboard boxes.
With Dating, Some Things Never Change
From teen to twilight years, meeting the family never changes.
From teen to twilight years, meeting the family never changes.
The Key to Surviving Old Age
Health care takes a back seat to finding a really good parking spot.
Health care takes a back seat to finding a really good parking spot.
This Skier’s Walk of Shame
Learning to ski in an avalanche (sort of).
Learning to ski in an avalanche (sort of).
Driving Miss Crazy
On the road with my ex-wife is the real trip.
On the road with my ex-wife is the real trip.
Champagne Lady ‘58
Everyone wants to grow old with someone, but not all in one day.
Everyone wants to grow old with someone, but not all in one day.
Wrestling With the Notion Not to Fall in Love
Movies have me looking for my 'meet-cute' everywhere I go.
Movies have me looking for my ‘meet-cute’ everywhere I go.
Love and the Third Degree (Burn)
Love is the reason this man drinks instant coffee.
Love is the reason this man drinks instant coffee.
What Got This Fat Man Running
Sometimes we need to be pushed before we can run.
Sometimes we need to be pushed before we can run.
To Hug or Not to Hug — That Is the Question
Al DeLuise isn't a hugger, and thinks affection can be expressed in more ways than touch. Here's how.
Al DeLuise isn’t a hugger, and thinks affection can be expressed in more ways than touch. Here’s how.
Men, Do This One Thing and Change the World
It doesn't take much to make a difference in this world.
It doesn’t take much to make a difference in this world.
Not All Traditions Need to be Repeated
Let’s just say the trip to see the tree at Rockefeller Center didn’t go as planned.
The Reason Ice Cream Made Me Cry
Al Deluise isn’t lactose intolerant and didn’t drop his cone. The reason he’s crying over ice cream is actually a bit complicated.
The Commencement Speech That Wouldn’t Die
This graduation speaker left Al DeLuise in tears—of laughter.