Forty-years is a long time.
About Al DeLuise
The One Trip I Did Not Plan to Take
Took a wrong turn then found, and lost, the meaning of life.
Took a wrong turn then found, and lost, the meaning of life.
Following Directions is an Art Form
And, why is that man naked?
And, why is that man naked?
My Daughter’s Career Choices: Journalist, Doctor, or Pet Photographer
By the end, Pet Photographer sounded pretty good.
By the end, Pet Photographer sounded pretty good.
When the Universe Calls, Don’t Let it go to Voice Mail
When there are signs, you should follow them.
When there are signs, you should follow them.
The Day The Ocean Tried to Kill Me
If I just listened to my own advice...
If I just listened to my own advice…
Down The Shore Everything’s Alright
Me and myself on a Sunday night.
Me and myself on a Sunday night.
Dinner with My Daughter Revealed the Difference Between Us
A vegetarian and a non-vegetarian walked into a bar…
A vegetarian and a non-vegetarian walked into a bar…
Will Work For Scotch
Bring in the dog and put out the cat.
Bring in the dog and put out the cat.
I Was Born With an Expiration Date
Al's premonition on the day he's going to die.
Al’s premonition on the day he’s going to die.
I Was Born With an Expiration Date
Al Deluise had a premonition he was going to die on August 8th. (Hey, that’s today!) But he doesn’t know what year…
The World’s Best Hole-in-the-Wall
Where everyone knew your drink.
Where everyone knew your drink.
Two Steps Forward, One Step Back
The footsteps of old-age race toward me.
The footsteps of old-age race toward me.
Are These the Reasons I’m Not Dating?
Apathy, laziness, and sarcasm are not the trifecta when it comes to dating.
Apathy, laziness, and sarcasm are not the trifecta when it comes to dating.
A Road Show, an Art Show, and Public Indecency
More than art was on display in Brooklyn.
More than art was on display in Brooklyn.
Second Eye Blind
Stick a needle in my eye wasn’t just a nursery rhyme any more.
Stick a needle in my eye wasn’t just a nursery rhyme any more.