Avoid going to the doctor’s office is my mantra.
When everyone you know tells you to go to the doctor, you go to the doctor!
Do good deeds, even if someone takes advantage of you.
What is it with men’s fascination with the dancing flames?
It’s my resolution and I’m sticking with it!
It’s not like they were going anywhere.
But the real surprise was who continued to give them.
Before the Backstreet Boys, there was us.
You’re not getting older you’re getting…never mind, you’re getting older.
Why you should never drive with dogs, even if they have a license.
It’s hard to meet women when your ex-wife is there.
If Pluto was my size, it would still be a planet.
Just be sure the castle has a throne.
The moments flew by me fast.
Forty-years is a long time.