Bring in the dog and put out the cat.
Al’s premonition on the day he’s going to die.
Al Deluise had a premonition he was going to die on August 8th. (Hey, that’s today!) But he doesn’t know what year…
Where everyone knew your drink.
The footsteps of old-age race toward me.
Apathy, laziness, and sarcasm are not the trifecta when it comes to dating.
More than art was on display in Brooklyn.
Stick a needle in my eye wasn’t just a nursery rhyme any more.
My battle against the greeting card industry turned into a political statement.
To paraphrase Ian Hunter ‘Once Bitten, Twice Arrested’
You never know when someone will change your life.
Between my sister and my ex-wife, I should just take an Uber.
It had nothing to do with starting a new job.
Something suddenly came up.
Sometimes parents are not always right.
If you don’t have an invisible rabbit for a friend, this is the next best thing.