Before the Backstreet Boys, there was us.
You’re not getting older you’re getting…never mind, you’re getting older.
Why you should never drive with dogs, even if they have a license.
It’s hard to meet women when your ex-wife is there.
If Pluto was my size, it would still be a planet.
Just be sure the castle has a throne.
The moments flew by me fast.
Forty-years is a long time.
Took a wrong turn then found, and lost, the meaning of life.
And, why is that man naked?
By the end, Pet Photographer sounded pretty good.
When there are signs, you should follow them.
If I just listened to my own advice…
Me and myself on a Sunday night.
A vegetarian and a non-vegetarian walked into a bar…
Bring in the dog and put out the cat.