Before the Backstreet Boys, there was us.
With Sixty You Get Eggroll
You’re not getting older you’re getting…never mind, you’re getting older.
You’re not getting older you’re getting…never mind, you’re getting older.
A Very Black Friday
Why you should never drive with dogs, even if they have a license.
Why you should never drive with dogs, even if they have a license.
I Have to Stop Hanging Out with My Ex
It’s hard to meet women when your ex-wife is there.
It’s hard to meet women when your ex-wife is there.
Fat Guy in a Little Coat
If Pluto were my size, it would still be a planet.
If Pluto was my size, it would still be a planet.
This Food is So Good It Lives in a Castle
Just be sure the castle has a throne.
Just be sure the castle has a throne.
The Most Eventful Weekend of My Life
The moments flew by me fast.
The moments flew by me fast.
I Don’t Know Why I Waited So Long to Do This
Forty-years is a long time.
Forty-years is a long time.
The One Trip I Did Not Plan to Take
Took a wrong turn then found, and lost, the meaning of life.
Took a wrong turn then found, and lost, the meaning of life.
Following Directions is an Art Form
And, why is that man naked?
And, why is that man naked?
My Daughter’s Career Choices: Journalist, Doctor, or Pet Photographer
By the end, Pet Photographer sounded pretty good.
By the end, Pet Photographer sounded pretty good.
When the Universe Calls, Don’t Let it go to Voice Mail
When there are signs, you should follow them.
When there are signs, you should follow them.
The Day The Ocean Tried to Kill Me
If I just listened to my own advice...
If I just listened to my own advice…
Down The Shore Everything’s Alright
Me and myself on a Sunday night.
Me and myself on a Sunday night.
Dinner with My Daughter Revealed the Difference Between Us
A vegetarian and a non-vegetarian walked into a bar…
A vegetarian and a non-vegetarian walked into a bar…
Will Work For Scotch
Bring in the dog and put out the cat.
Bring in the dog and put out the cat.