“I will politely and respectfully hit on your best friend.”
Bits & Pieces
His impression of a T-Rex gives us the chills.
On Friday, NASA space probe Cassini plunged into Saturn after a 20-year mission to the ringed planet.
We know, we know. If we play the game we might get turned into a monkey or unleash a horde of wild animals in our quiet neighborhood… but look at how cool this is!
If you had a million dollars, you could 50,000 goats from Somalia or just one very expensive Canadian cow called “Missy.”
Jim Axelrod takes us through the history of how Luigi Del Bianco is receiving this long-delayed honor from the National Park Service.
“When I was making art I would make huge canvasses and big sculptures… now when I do my best work, nobody notices.”
When a body my size begins moving in a direction, it tends to stay moving in that direction.
Although admittedly, this is probably more fun to watch than to clean up later.
The t-shirt game just changed.
A girlfriend will come over to your house and help you clean up your kitchen, a woman will come into your life and help clean up your credit.
This kind of trick shot will only work once in a match when your opponent isn’t expecting it,
What will I do when you come?
The look of realization on her face when she understands what it sounds like to kiss her husband is just perfect.
There are several theories that attempt to explain the invention of money and all of them are dipped in blood.
One the one hand, we’re pretty jealous of this workout setup. On the other, we would never make it past the first two obstacles.