After coming up on six years, Michael William Nebab is still working on a 240,000-word novel that really needs to be published really soon because he's really broke. Otherwise, he’s a self-taught programmer who develops desktop-based productivity apps. He should probably try his hand at mobile development one of these days because duh, but unfortunately he’s just so lazy. Oh, and he went to NYU but he won’t tell you about it; let’s just say he was a shit student…