Welcome to the “underground dizzle bizzle.” Grown men playing dodgeball.
The Endless Triathlon
Charlie Wittmack embarks on a 12,000-mile triathlon. We’re getting parched just thinking about it.
Breaking News: Chicken Comes Before Egg
Wait… we’re still confused.
Poor Playboy
Playboy is in bad shape. Could Penthouse be its savior?
Tweeting for Good Men (Again)
In our second installment of “Tweeting for Good Men,” we spent a few hours on twitter searching for the words “good men.” This is what we found. Enjoy.
America's Creativity Problem
We’re becoming less creative. Anyone have a creative solution for that?
Go Ahead, Swear a Little
Indecent exposure: Court’s ruling against the FCC is a big victory for broadcasters.
George Steinbrenner Is Dead
Yankees owner George Steinbrenner died this morning in Tampa after suffering a massive heart attack. He was 80. In tribute, we remember his hilarious cameo on Seinfeld.
Umbilicus Athleticus
Scientists discover why blacks are better runners and whites are better swimmers.
Food for Thought
Studies reveal that guys (being the morons we sometimes are) skip over foods we want in favor of foods we deem “masculine.”
It Isn’t Easy Being Beautiful
When applying for a job, it sometimes pays to be average looking.
Dictators Make Lousy Soccer Coaches
“Athlete” Kim Jong-il messes things up again for North Korea.
We're not Hoeing Around
Are you a recent grad? Do you need work? There’s a farm out there with your name on it.
Here, Have My Smelly Jersey
A brief history of soccer uniform swapping.
Down and Out?
Millenials casually confront tough job market from the comfort of their parents’ living room.
Studies Reveal Who You Shouldn’t Marry
If you’re a macho dancer who didn’t smile for pictures as a kid, do not get married. It will end badly.