Three men tell you what you can & can’t do, according to the “Unwritten Man Code”.
Topics include appletinis (no), hooking up with your friend’s ex (yes), cat ownership (1), the dog in the bed (yes), that pic (maybe), manscaping (yes), and reading Cosmo (YES! YES! YES!). But no Sex and the City.
Personally, this makes me want to go order a pink unbrella drink, buy five cats named Fluffykins, and get a nice full body wax. Ok, maybe not. Because, OUCH.
By all means, comment. Please.
Don’t worry. Literally no woman wants to have sex with any of the men on that show for at least six reasons. Their existence has nothing to do with anything any man should or should not do. Except apppletinis, because no human of any gender should drink that swill.
…a-a-a-a-and yet again, a man’s worth is measured in terms of his ability to have sex with women. This notion is deeply embedded in our culture, indeed.
I don’t understand why drinking an appletini instead of a martini is any more emasculating than opting for strawberry pie instead of pumpkin. If something is more sweet and fruity, does that inherently make it more feminine?
Logan, beats me. File that away under “things I just don’t understand”. Maybe they’re afraid it will make them look (if it’s a “pretty” color) more feminine (read: gay)? Maybe their buddies are afraid of how that will make them look if they are with a guy with a bright green (or red or pink or purple) drink? I wonder how many guys drink drinks they hate (beer?) because they don’t want to be seen with the “wrong” drink.
You know what men can or can’t do? Anything they want that doesn’t hurt anyone else. Judging something as manly or not tends to expose the insecurities of the judgemental person.
Love that show, these guys make me LOL until I cry.