6 Things That No Longer Bother You After Having Kids

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The old you would never believe it.

Originally appeared at BuzzFeed

1. Dirty Diapers

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At this point you can change a diaper mid meal and then sit back down to eat without missing a beat.

2. Drinking a lot of coffee.

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Remember before kids when you said it kept you up at night? Bwahahahaha!

3. The inside of your car being a mess.

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Eh, whatever. It’s not like you’re chauffeuring the queen around.

4. Kids throwing tantrums in public.

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These days you just feel sorry for the kid’s parent.

5. Not serving alcohol after the seventh inning.

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Sorry, party peeps, but we’ve got kids to get home safely and don’t need thirty thousand drunk people swerving out of the parking lot with us.

6. “Baby On Board!” signs.

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You used to roll your eyes, but now you’re like, “I wonder if I should get one?”

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