1: This seemed like a good idea to someone.
2: It has no idea how it got there.
3: It has no idea what to do now that it’s there.
4: It clearly did not get there by itself.
5: Removing it will be challenging.
6: In this position, it could do a significant amount of damage.
7: It’s so full of noxious gas it’s contributing to climate change.
8: It doesn’t believe in climate change.
9: Despite knowing all of this, there are people who are going to vehemently defend the cow’s position until cowshit falling from the sky literally smacks them in the face.
10: Don’t believe a word the cow says.