William J. Peace may be in a wheelchair, but he can still f**k. Thanks for asking.
Using a wheelchair is the perfect cure for a big ego. Thanks to the Americans with Disabilities act of 1990, I may be equal in the eyes of the law but the hordes of bipedal people I encounter think I am public property, and their frankness is humbling, indeed. No question is too personal. I have been asked one in particular for three decades: “Can you have sex?” Men, women, and teenagers routinely ask this question. Friends ask me this. Strangers ask me this. Old people ask me. My son’s schoolteachers have asked me if I can have sex. Lawyers have asked, as have homeless people. People I have employed have asked me. Yes, the plumber and electrician are curious if I can have sex. Everyone that can walk is obsessed with my sex life. I have had it!
So let me be very clear and answer the question in no uncertain terms. I can fuck like a stallion. In fact I have been told that I have large balls and am well endowed. Heterosexual women love my cock. I know how to use it too. I get hard, stay hard and have great lasting power. Multiple women, after I have fucked their brains out, have breathlessly expressed amazement. More than once I have heard an “Oh my God I had no idea you could be that good.” When I was married, my wife was mute on the subject of sex with her friends. She was routinely asked, “Can he do it?” She would just smile. Have times changed. No. I am seeing a woman and walked her to work recently. As soon as I left her, the first question her co-worker asked was: “Can he have sex?” My friend turned crimson purple and said, “yes”.
I do not want to be perceived as a jerk. I do not kiss and tell. I am quite reserved. I am a good Catholic boy. I consider sex to be private. But I am getting older and weary of the same question. I am sick of it. My weariness is your good fortune if you are female and interested in fucking a crippled man. I am going to go out on a limb here. I am going to break cripple etiquette. You see the best-kept sexual secret in American society is crippled men. We crippled men love sex–absolutely love it. We love to lick pussy. Better yet, we are good at it. We like to finger pussy. And yes we are good at that as well. And yes we get full-blown American erections. Yes, I can penetrate a wet pussy with my cock. I love everything about pussy. I love big tits, average tits, and little tits. I love women’s bodies in all shapes and sizes. I love sex and will try anything once. I have sex as often as possible. The woman does not need to be on the top. I can fuck in any position except one—standing. I can take a woman from behind. I can fuck a woman up the ass. I can do it missionary style. I can do it in my wheelchair. I can do it doggy style. I can do it in the car. I can do it on a couch. I can do it anywhere. I am the Dr. Seuss of Sex. And now you know so stop fucking asking me if I can have sex.