We have a friend that lives in Berlin. She is a very nice person, and fearless in many ways, though a little crazy, at times. It is a widely held opinion around headquarters that she moved to Berlin to learn German, (or find a decent beer) which is very brave, and a little crazy. But, she feels that living in a fifth floor apartment, in a building with no elevator, will keep her safe from spiders. Readers of this blog probably know better.
It has come to our attention that spiders are no longer content just walking, or crawling or climbing or whatever it is called when a spider decides to go somewhere else. We will need to ask a spider scientist about the correct phrase, that is a scientist who studies spiders, not a scientist who is a spider, so don’t get any ideas about ill timed practical jokes.
Here is a prime example from the Daily Star. Dang, I am throwing away my backpack, unopened! Remember, this is not for the squeamish, or the British, who have had several Arachnid related incidences in the last few years. Now, they have Giant Huntsman spiders (though we have been told by our legal department that they much prefer being called Giant Huntsperson spiders) bringing their entire family and jetting to live in the UK.
Apparently, spiders are reaching new levels of sophistication when planning travel. This, of course, spells big trouble for almost everybody, almost everywhere in the world, even the people who live in fifth floor apartments with no elevator.
Mankind has two choices, Space Colonization, or giving up hope. Fortunately, we here at Life Explained are proceeding head long and with reckless abandon with our plans to open a residential development (along with a very exclusive retail district, including micro breweries, and fine dining) on Mars, or the Moon, we are not sure yet, whichever is less hospitable to spiders. We are still looking for answers.