And the following video is perfect for those moments when you just have to shut your man-mouth and not try to man-fix anything.
Watch:
About Taylor Calmus
A comedian/actor turned father, Taylor Calmus became a father in the beginning of 2016. He combines his passion for story telling and fatherhood in his weekly Vlog called Dude Dad that follows his experiences as a new dad and his ever-changing life. One part informative and two parts ridiculous, Taylor brings a fresh approach to family vlogging.
Disagree slightly (which surprises the ever living hell out of me). There is a way out, and there are three words that are will save a man.
They are the same three words that one should speak when she asks if those jeans make her look fat.
“I love you”
Alternately, when pregnant, one could add kissing her belly. Like and exclamation point on the end of the sentence.
Follow those instructions to the letter and you will be safe, my son.
Can I still puke on her? Because that’s our thing, if you know what I mean.
I don’t think throwing up all over your fat, pregnant wife is the way to go here…but everyone’s different, I guess.