Nicole Johnson loves J.Lo but thinks this nipple thing has gone way too far.
I love Jennifer Lopez; I’m a huge fan. However, I am astounded that Americans (and the American media) are still obsessing over J. Lo’s nipples. Even more astonishing is J. Lo’s vehement denial of a wardrobe malfunction.
Jennifer, I adore you; but please, for the love of God, stop disagreeing with us. There’s not a person on earth who saw you in your gorgeous, skin-tight Zuhair Murad Oscar gown that didn’t see your breast areolas peeping out on the sides of that plunging frock.
It was so glaringly obvious, even cats and dogs walking by the television on Oscar night were thinking to themselves, “holy shit, you can see J. Lo’s nipples peaking out of her dress.” Truthfully, I wasn’t surprised when my fish jumped out of his bowl to get a closer look. Who could blame him?! (Luckily he fell into my martini glass before pandemonium ensued.)
You are an absolute stunning delight; all the power to you, Jennifer. My only suggestion would be to admit and embrace what you’re doing on the red carpet instead of trying to convince us otherwise.