Nicole Johnson loves J.Lo but thinks this nipple thing has gone way too far.
I love Jennifer Lopez; I’m a huge fan. However, I am astounded that Americans (and the American media) are still obsessing over J. Lo’s nipples. Even more astonishing is J. Lo’s vehement denial of a wardrobe malfunction.
Jennifer, I adore you; but please, for the love of God, stop disagreeing with us. There’s not a person on earth who saw you in your gorgeous, skin-tight Zuhair Murad Oscar gown that didn’t see your breast areolas peeping out on the sides of that plunging frock.
It was so glaringly obvious, even cats and dogs walking by the television on Oscar night were thinking to themselves, “holy shit, you can see J. Lo’s nipples peaking out of her dress.” Truthfully, I wasn’t surprised when my fish jumped out of his bowl to get a closer look. Who could blame him?! (Luckily he fell into my martini glass before pandemonium ensued.)
You are an absolute stunning delight; all the power to you, Jennifer. My only suggestion would be to admit and embrace what you’re doing on the red carpet instead of trying to convince us otherwise.
Photo: AP
CAMERON LOOK LIKE A MUPPET!!!
Man, you Americans have some weird ideas about the female biology. We (everyone in the west) live in societies that hyper-sexualize women. Popular culture is chock full of highly sexual images of women – in movies, in pop videos that look like soft porn, in advertisement the jump at us everywhere. No-one can avoid it, most accept it. J-Lo goes to the Oscar show in a show-nearly-everything dress. Everything is fine. But then, we can maybe see a nipple for a split second, and people swoon. I could thought of understand if it was my 4th grader going OH MY… Read more »
I know right…that’s a whole other interesting point. That dress was wicked sheer anyway, and yet it’s the potential nipple that freaks people out. It’s about as logical as thinking a woman’s uncovered hair is sexual.
Hahahahaa. There so wasn’t a nipple there. Maybe a bit of areola…or it was a shadow…difficult to tell…but then again, it really doesn’t matter.
agreed. why is this on gmp!?!?!?!?
Its a nipple… I don’t care, I have two of ’em.
That would be cool if she had stickers over her areolae that said “WORLD PEACE” (or even “GOOD MEN PROJECT”)….
Ummm, what nipple?
This is the nip slip folks are carrying on about? Seriously? Or was it not shown in that video? If it was, people clearly have lost their minds. There was no nip slip there to speak of at all. NONE!
Trust me. I’m an expert.
People these days. Why can’t they just enjoy honest to god porn and leave regular folks (superstars or not) alone? Honestly…
Rare, but I have to agree with (1/2) of what Anthony says. I too don’t think that’s anything more than a shadow.
On the other hand, I agree Jenny Lopez is a stunningly beautiful woman.
I did not see any “nip slip.”
“You are an absolute stunning delight.:”
What? She looks like a cross between John Malkovich and a Maori Statue.
“What? She looks like a cross between John Malkovich and a Maori Statue.”
Oh god 😀 Have you ever considered standup?
Jennifer is no Barbie