On Tuesday, the Good Men Project shared the story of a man with 30 children who was seeking a break from child support.
Now, CNN’s Brooke Baldwin reports that number has been revised from 30 children to 24.
I am hoping and praying the press nicknames this guy “Jack Bauer.”
Turns out The Sperminator has been in jail since 2009. I think it’s safe to say the number in his brood would be closer to the originally reported 30 had he been free.
Which raises an interesting question: Is this like when baseball historians look back on Ted Williams’s career and say, “Sure, he had 521 home runs, but he missed two-and-a-half seasons due to military service,” implying that the Splendid Splinter would have broken Babe Ruth’s record of 714?