1. Is this going to be on the test?
2. What if the president lived next door?
3. Radio killed the abortion-bill star.
4. 1989’s back. And it’s hairy.
5. Everything you ever wanted to know about reality.
6. Mighty morphin’ men in film.
7. Has the world peaked? (We hope not.)
8. Condiment criminal fesses up.
9. Celebrities are masochists, evidently.
10. Yeah, what is this Internet doohickey?