1. If you wear Dolce and Gabana jeans, you’re a murderer.
2. A lot of Americans would give up sex before their cell phone service.
3. And the award for “Worst Airplane Passenger of the Week” goes to …
4. Be happy in 10 steps.
5. Comparing the London and Rodney King riots.
6. Could Bert and Ernie get married?
7. This guy is a better parallel parker than you.
8. Is the Huffington Post’s “Women’s” page backfiring?
9. Please, tell us what it’s like to have a stable financial system.
10. Man-barrass yourself.