Good morning! Today is Wednesday, May 18, just another day when the term “love child” seems like a misnomer. Here are some other links of note today:
Playboy has released a fragrance that comes in a glass whiskey flask. Because nothing says masculinity like a man sneaking pulls of go-go juice.
Presidential candidate Rick Santorum says John McCain doesn’t understand the effectiveness of interrogation techniques. Santorum should know; he spent 5 and a half years being tortured by the North Vietnamese.
Bradley Cooper tells Ellen DeGeneres he was often mistaken for a girl when he was younger. Ellen helpfully points out the obvious, “That’s because you’re so pretty. Which is a good thing. It all worked out for you.”
Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay angered animal rights activists when he visited Vietnam and ate fresh cobra heart, which is supposed to enhance virility and sexual performance. Personally I use chilled monkey brains to bring about those effects.
The general manager of the Minnesota Timberwolves thinks the NBA Draft Lottery is rigged to produce feel-good stories, e.g., the Cleveland Cavaliers getting the first pick in last night’s draft, which will allow LeBron’s former team to draft that guy from, um, what’s-it-called college—you know, him—the guy everyone’s touting as the best player in the draft.
