Once in a blue moon, you may come upon a non-penis on Chatroulette. (Hopefully more often, now that they’re redirecting penises to Penthouse.) If this non-penis seems like someone you want to make smile, this is the way to go: stage an elaborate love song that transitions from guitar solo to ukulele accompaniment to a pizza box of love to a stuffed unicorn to … well, you should just watch it. It’s speed dating at its digital finest.
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About Lu Fong
Lu Fong was a staff writer and blog editor for the Good Men Project in its formative years. As the requisite woman on staff, her hobbies included cleaning, cooking, knitting, fainting, and childbearing. Follow her on Twitter @lufong.