1. And then he ate his cousin.
2. Now you see him, now you don’t. (Or maybe you see him again?)
3. Just all the information in the entire world.
4. We may never know what truly caused The Incident.
5. This is uncannily accurate.
6. The Schwarzenegger is back-ernator.
7. Why yes, SkyMall I’d love a garden Yeti.
8. Nothing more than feelings.
9. Beware the “feisty woman.”
10. A valentine for nerds.