1.) I’ve heard owls are bad omens, but come on.
2.) Over half of men have what on their what?
3.) What’s out of your wallet?
4.) The dirty facts about porn. (An infographic!)
6.) Cats quoting Charlie Sheen.
7.) Ground control to Major Tom: we have company.
8.) If the VW Mini-Vader actually had the Force.
9.) Why Cosmo is not allowed to write comic books.
10.) Sooty: king among guinea pigs.