1. Elizabeth Taylor outlived her obituary writer.
2. The worst mother in the world.
3. Mom, I think grandma just tried to kill someone.
4. No Qatar, you shouldn’t need one of these.
5. Who supplies the most weapons?
6. Do not fly the red-eye to D.C.
7. Scientists make mice gay.
8. The greatest job posting ever.
9. Everything you need to know about Libya.
10. The disappointing gay best friend.