1. Follow the government shutdown live.
2. Is your wife cheating?
3. A recap of the first round of the Masters.
4. The most unnecessarily amazing penalty kick ever.
5. No hands? No problem winning a penmanship contest.
6. Check your Facebook for terrorist alerts.
7. A map of American stereotypes.
8. This is easily the worst idea of all time.
9. Who’s the richest fake person?
10. Choking is now a crime.
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