1. New Zealand is peaceful.
2. Want to become an astronaut?
3. Yes, this happened.
4. The Olive Garden will get your kids drunk, too.
5. One in four Americans wishes the South won the Civil War.
6. China outlaws time travel.
7. Jimmer isn’t allowed to go to class.
8. Gay identity does not exist, says the crazy person.
9. Boston fans are insufferable, says a Boston fan.
10. Where is BP’s oil-spill money really going?