Oh, sex ed.
We all had it, and we all remember those wonderfully awkward moments in middle school. An entire classroom giggling at the thought of a penis, or no one being able to understand the difference between HIV and AIDS.
And then there’s the talk with your dad. He pulls you aside at the worst possible moment and stumbles over every word, blabbering something about “protection” and “the rest of your life,” while you’re too embarrassed—or amused—to listen to a word he says.
Well, now we have a place to memorialize all of those stories.
Bad Sex Ed, another single-serving Tumblr blog, launched a few days ago. They’re collecting the best worst sex-ed stories from any users who are willing to submit their own. It’s still in its early stages, but go check it out.
Here are three of our favorites:
- “I want a slow man with an easy touch …”
You know that song “Slow Hand”? Do that. That’s what girls like. Take your time. That’s all I’m going to say about that.
- “Those People at Planned Parenthood”
All latex has holes in it, so condoms can’t protect you from STDs.
I know a girl who got pregnant because she was dry humping a boy and he ejaculated in his pants.
Those people at Planned Parenthood will poke holes in condoms. Abortions make them more money!
- “So, I Wash It Every Day”
My dad’s idea of a man-to-man chat was “I’ll tell you what my dad told me: just keep it clean.”