“I can’t take credit for the throat punch.”
Coffee Lovin’ Mom
As the teaser at the top of the post indicates, you may want to steer clear of this week’s Magnificent Mom when she’s not properly caffeinated. Last week I brought you Rad Dad Jason Avant and next week we get to hang out with my favorite semi-aquatic rodent, Father Muskrat. This week it’s all about coffee, blogging and other assorted things.
If these questions sound like they make no sense that means you haven’t checked her out. Everything I ask is based on something over at Coffee Lovin’ Mom. While you start to read I’ll grab you another cup. Enjoy.
I’ll start with the obvious. How do you take your coffee?
For regular coffee, cream only – usually caramel or vanilla flavored.
No sugar.
All day.
In a bigass cup.
How many shots are too many? [Espresso, not hard liquor]
Keep in mind that it takes 3 shots of espresso to measure the caffeine in a regular cup of coffee so a quad shot is standard for me no matter the size. At home, I have what they claim as a 6 cup that I use for my iced caramel number. I could have two or three of those a day in the summer. I don’t think that too many shots is even in my vocabulary. I will keep you updated if that changes. I can’t wait for summer!
Were you on a caffeine high when you decided to brew up a blog?
Wow – I hadn’t thought about it but I’m almost sure I was because I usually am. You just can’t tell because I’m immune to caffeine after all these years.
Does the roller coaster that is your life have any corkscrews or gnarly upside down parts?
Well of course…don’t we all? I have been unemployed for the last year so that’s a bit trying but we survived my husband being out of work for over a year being a lawn guy so we can do anything! I think the most gnarly upside down part has been that one time when I went sky-diving with my dad. You can find that video on my blog.
Does Danny DeVito seriously look like your lost libido? If so, you have my sympathies.
I know right? Someone told they spotted it on the west coast I think but it ended up only being Danny DeVito. I hope that doesn’t say anything about my chances in finding it..
It’s also been thought to be in London.
That doesn’t raise my hopes about it either really.
I’m guessing it’s on some tropical island sipping something with an umbrella without me.
It hasn’t been mentioned since that UK sighting but I’m sure I could find it on the internet if I tried hard enough.
Is your son the next Justin Bieber? [Please say no]
Oh HELL No! My daughter would love that too much. He does have musical talents
Is it true that 95% of all hipsters on their laptops in coffee joints are writing the next big screenplay?
If by the next big screenplay you mean live tweeting about the people in the coffee joints, then yes I believe that statistic to be true. I’m stuck on the word joints because I think it may be involved in more ways than one in this situation.
How did you come up with the idea for Throat Punch Thursday?
I can’t take credit for the throat punch. I participate in a linky that Debi at Motherhood Truth came up with. You can join in if you ever feel the need. It’s kind of exhilarating being able to use virtual violence on people when I think they are deserving…there are so many deserving people in this world that drive me to want to do that post.
What’s on your DVR? [If you don’t have one, indulge me and pretend you do]
I am not a TV person at all. I really could live without it and be happy.
Glee and Monster In Laws are the only shows I have ever tried to DVR but when I go in to watch the last few episodes, I usually find that they’ve either been erased or I didn’t have a clue that I was only recording one episode instead of the whole series. Other recorded programs included Spongebob, The Flinstones, iCarly and Tom and Jerry – but that’s not my doing. I’m not really DVR savvy if that’s even a thing…I just graduated to a smart phone last week if that says anything about how techie I am.
What’s new and cool on the horizon for Coffee Lovin’ Mom?
Currently, I’m wading through the A to Z Challenge this month featuring my travels to Europe. After that I will get back to throat punches on Thursdays, Coffee Chronicles on Fridays. I may have a couple things in the wings that will be announced closer to summer so you’ll have to subscribe to my blog and wait for it. Also I just booked a trip to Disney in June so let the torture outrageous fun begin!
Anything I forgot to ask or that you want to share? Speak now or forever hold your peace.
I think you covered it
There you have it. The interview that can probably be found if you Google “sex, coffee, mom.” Don’t forget to check out Coffee Lovin Mom and while you’re still here, check out yesterday’s post about a recent parenting epiphany. Tomorrow’s Daddio’s Diner special will make you look at dessert in a totally different way, so please come hungry.
That’s my girl right there, JR!! Small world 😉
What up Robot Mommy? You’ll get your turn here one of these days. Cuz you’re rad…
Thanks for featuring me J.R.! This was more fun than a barrel full of monkeys!
@coffeeluvinmom A barrel of monkeys? Wow. That’s a lot of fun!