- I always need to “check in” with people when I get “weird vibes”. Are things ok? Are we cool? The thing is, my instincts are often right.
- Worrying leads to more worrying.
- No matter how many times I go back to check if I packed everything, I still always forget something.
- It’s amazing how deeply and thoroughly you can analyze a social interaction.
- I have this thing where I always worry that something is hanging out of my nose.
- Being neurotic and being Jewish are intrinsically and historically tied together.
- There is a disease that is totally undetectable, has no symptoms, and is 100% fatal. Nobody knows what it is called, but I am always worried that I have it.
- Sleeping when your mind is going 100 miles an hour is impossible.
- Two neurotic people together heighten each other’s neuroses exponentially.
- The worst time is when everything is going well. It just living with the Sword of Damocles hanging over your head. I’m only happy when it rains.
About josh-bowman
I’m butchering this quote, but in the movie Van Wilder he says something along these lines:
“Worrying is like sitting in a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere.”
It’s ok to butcher a Van Wilder quote. 🙂